don’t you just hate it when your father turns into a giant worm and eats your brother-in-law before trying to eat you too
to people not in the fandom, this probably sounds very strange
My mom loves giraffes. I guess I like them too. But usually when I see a cool giraffe pic I’m like, “Mom will like that.” And I have found that when I score enough mom points she suddenly makes brownies. Moms are pretty great.
i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”